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{"fact":"Tylenol and chocolate are both poisionous to cats.","length":50}
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{"fact":"A cat can spend five or more hours a day grooming himself.","length":58}
{"slip": { "id": 193, "advice": "Value the people in your life."}}
{"slip": { "id": 165, "advice": "Eliminate the unnecessary."}}
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