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{"type":"standard","title":"Crumomyia nitida","displaytitle":"Crumomyia nitida","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q14269149","titles":{"canonical":"Crumomyia_nitida","normalized":"Crumomyia nitida","display":"Crumomyia nitida"},"pageid":53125936,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5b/Crumomyia_nitida%2C_Trawscoed%2C_North_Wales%2C_Feb_2012_%2816864470343%29.jpg/330px-Crumomyia_nitida%2C_Trawscoed%2C_North_Wales%2C_Feb_2012_%2816864470343%29.jpg","width":320,"height":213},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5b/Crumomyia_nitida%2C_Trawscoed%2C_North_Wales%2C_Feb_2012_%2816864470343%29.jpg","width":1500,"height":1000},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1001676852","tid":"bf5203f5-5b58-11eb-b527-5a1defa54e8c","timestamp":"2021-01-20T19:50:29Z","description":"Species of fly","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crumomyia_nitida","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crumomyia_nitida?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crumomyia_nitida?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Crumomyia_nitida"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crumomyia_nitida","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Crumomyia_nitida","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crumomyia_nitida?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Crumomyia_nitida"}},"extract":"Crumomyia nitida is a species of fly in the family Sphaeroceridae, the lesser dung flies. It is found in the Palearctic. The larvae live in a wide range of moist decaying organic materials where they feed on micro-organisms.","extract_html":"
Crumomyia nitida is a species of fly in the family Sphaeroceridae, the lesser dung flies. It is found in the Palearctic. The larvae live in a wide range of moist decaying organic materials where they feed on micro-organisms.
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